David Feherty Quotes

Former European Tour and PGA Tour golfer, Feherty now works as a writer and broadcaster. He is also well known for his sense of humour...

The world's number one tennis player spends 90% of his time winning, while the world's number one golfer spends 90% of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.

I play the game because my sole ambition is to do well enough to give it up.

The game is just a mirror, that's all it is. Your weaknesses glare at you in the face.

I think I'll go cold turkey in the end and build golf courses. I'll torture other people.

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

I keep thinking that I might go out and play like Jack Nicklaus, but instead it's more like Jacques Tati.

I think the opportunities are vast off the course as well as on it. Besides, I've insulted everyone in Europe. Feherty, on his decision to live and work in the US.

Colin Montgomery has a face like a warthog that has been stung by a wasp.

The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet. Feherty on Nick Faldo.

I don't know him but I've seen him smile and that's quite enough to put me off wanting to know anything about him. Feherty on Phil Mickelson.

Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he has a divot over each ear. Feherty on John Daly.