Golf Jokes from Direct Golf Tuition
The Perfect Shot.

A man walks of the 9th hole in disgust, throws his clubs in his car and sets off home. After about two minutes he gets pulled over by the police.
He winds the window down and the policeman says "excuse me sir did you tee off the first hole about 2 hours ago."
The man replies "yes", the policeman then said "did your tee shot slice out of bounds?"
The man replied "yes why?"
"Well sir your ball flew across the boundaries of the course bounced onto the highway, hit a car which in turn crashed into a fire truck on the way to a fire. Because of this the building burnt down!"
"Oh my god" said the man distraught by this news "what can I do?"
The policeman said "Well sir if I were you I would turn your left hand a couple of inches to right and slow your swing down a little!"