The Old Man

Jesus, Moses, and an Old man are playing golf.

Moses tees off and hits his ball over the fairway and into the water. Moses walks up the fairway parts the water and chips his ball onto the green.

Jesus then tees up his ball hits hits ball through the fairway, and into the water trap.

Jesus makes the ball nestle on top of the water, walks down the fairway and then on top of the water to his ball and chips it onto the green.

The old man then tees off. He hits his ball over the fairway and towards the water, Just as it is about to land in the water a fish jumps out and catches the ball in its mouth before it can dive back into the water, an eagle swoops down and catches the fish in its claws. The Eagle then flies off and as it is directly over the green a big flash of lightening strikes by the eagle, which scares the bird and drops the fish. The fish land on the green and the golf ball rolls out of its mouth and into the hole.

Jesus turns to the old man and says

"Dad if you don't stop messing about we wont bring you again"