Confession

A man goes to confession and says to the priest "forgive me i have sinned, i used some awful language this week."

The Priest says "tell me what happened my son"

The man says "It happened on the golf couse this week, I was on the 8th tee when i hit this absolutly fantastic drive it was going to go 300 yards straight down the middle but it hit a power line and dropped down only after 100 yards.

The priest says "Is That when you swore"

He replied "No"

"A rabbit then runs across the fairway picks the ball up and starts to run off into the bushes"

Again " Is that when you swore my son?" Reply "No"

"Before the rabbit got to the bushes an eagle swooped down and grabbed the rabbit in its claws"

"Is that when you swore my son"

Again the man said "No"

The eagle flew directly over a river and as it did the rabbit dropped the ball"

"Is that when you swore my son?" said a now impatient priest

Again he replied "no"

"The ball bounced off a big rock in the river jumped up hit a tree rebounded of the tree and landed on the green and came to rest 6 nches from the hole"

The priest said "You missed the *&$!':**%$£*** putt didn't you!!