Direct Golf Tuition Jokes

Big Hook

After a shocking first nine Paul left the course, threw his clubs in his car and proceeded to leave the golf course. After about 5 minutes he gets pulled over by the police. The policeman walked to his car tapped on the window and asked,

"Excuse me sir, did you tee off from the 10th hole today about two hours ago?"

Paul replied "Yes."

"Did you hook your tee shot out of bounds, over the trees and onto the highway?"

Paul again replied "Yes."

"Well sir, you ball flew across the highway, hit a car, which in turn crashed into another car and a fire truck. That fire truck couldn't make it to the fire and the building burned down to the floor!"

"Oh my god" said Paul distraught and shocked, "What can I do?"

The policeman replied "Well sir if I were you I would stand up a little taller, move your right hand two inches to the left and swing a little slower."