John Daly - Long John Quotes

I love playing a golf course where you can hit driver 80% of the time.

For me to be where I am on the money list after this is remarkable, because I have had the worst putting year of my life.

He's tough. I wish I was that tough when I was his age. (commenting on Tiger Woods)

Cigarettes and lighter fluid for my Zippo go in before anything else.(a comment about whats in his bag)

I don't care what anybody says. The first tournament is not the hardest one to win. It's always the second one.

I said to myself, 'I'm gonna marry that girl.' She said, 'I don't like blonds and I don't like golfers, but I do like fat boys.' So I knew I had a chance.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic. A mullet par excellence, big, blond and deeply unfashionable... an all-American mission statement that said I'm from Arkansas and I don't give a sh*t. Gavin Newston in John Daly: The Biography

It's great to see. He's like every 15 and 16 year old kid. He just rears back and hits it as far as he can and if he can find it, he's OK. Craig Stadler on John Daly

John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? Nick Faldo on John Daly

Nobody cares if John Daly shoots 80. They just want to see him hit a ball. Gene Sarazen

His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays. Ian Baker-Finch on John Daly.