Bob Hope Quotes

An English born American Entertainer, and a member of the Golf Hall of Fame.

His Views on the Game:

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150. (a comment about Sammie Davis Jnr)

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

I like to play in the low 70s. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.